November 19, 2011

World News Man – Graphic Designer

by World Newsman — 1 Comment

http://ryanburdickdesigns.com is today’s sponsor.

Welcome to World News Man I’m World Newsman.

This episode is brought to you by Ryan Burdick Designs at
http://ryanburdickdesigns.com Hailing from San Diego, with an eye
for style, he can get your graphic designs and logos done right.
Visit http://www.ryanburdickdesigns.com today

I hope you enjoyed my baby twin brother, Hillbilly the other day.
The little guy really looks up to his big brother.
He bout done me proud. Brings a dear tear to my eye.
excuse me…

Well, Now on to the news in a jiffycornpuff…

Watch today’s video:

http://ryanburdickdesigns.com is today’s sponsor.

Welcome to World News Man I’m World Newsman.

This episode is brought to you by Ryan Burdick Designs at
http://ryanburdickdesigns.com Hailing from San Diego, with an eye
for style, he can get your graphic designs and logos done right.
Visit http://www.ryanburdickdesigns.com today

I hope you enjoyed my baby twin brother, Hillbilly the other day.
The little guy really looks up to his big brother.
He bout done me proud. Brings a dear tear to my eye.
excuse me…

Well, Now on to the news in a jiffycornpuff

From miamiherald.com, we found a teen trying to burglarize a home
in Georgia (hey, that’s where I live!) Well, guess how he was
trying to get in! Through the dang chimney, can you
believe it! He was stuck for 10 hours when a neighbor finally
heard someone yelling from the chimney. He was “rescued” and
taken off to jail.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/11/16/2504711/teen-rescued-after-10-hours-in.html

News from stupidKnews.com, another weird teen story. A 17 year
old boy disappeared from his tennis match and faked his own
kidnapping, callin up his daddy tellin him that his captors
wanted $50,000 ransom for the teen. The police tracked him
down along with a 23 yr old friend of his, Josh Pee. Josh
scrammed when the cops came and broke into a nearby house.
Josh is charged with burglary and resisting arrest, while the
teen is charged with grand theft. Of himself I spose.

http://stupidknews.com/2011/11/17/orlando-teen-faked-kidnapping/

Now trending on Twitter:

“Things that Need to Stop”

DepressedDarth says: Bieber Fever

BloodyObsession says: Dark skinned girls in blonde hair

GregMax1 says: Lady Gaga.

Now for the Quote of the Day, by Plato:
“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.”

That’s all for today folks.

Visit us again next time where you can get World News with
a Southern Gentleman

This edition of World News Man was brought to you by
ryanburdickdesigns at http://ryanburdickdesigns.com He’s got the
stuff you need to make your branding stick and stand out
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to learn how you can use Ryan for all your graphic design needs.

This is World Newsman signing off.

Jiffycornpuff? What in the gosh by darn is that supposed to be?
A fast corn puff?

1 Comment »

  1. Deena says:

    Dag nabbit good stuff you whippersnapeprs!

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